Ironic Man--A species of organism living on the demoted planet Pluto. Rather than composed of carbon, they are predicated on the Ferric element as the basis of its redprint of life. It is currently not classified as an Extraterrestrial or Alien because it is not a member of "life as we know it" and it does not live south of the Mexican border.
Every single earth day, Ironic Man has to send out a journalistic report to his fellow Ironic beings on the contradictions in the behavior and thought of human beans.
